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Heikki “Lotus?”
Martin “Yep Lotus, they’re down there. Go on off you go”
The restroom is that way.
Heikki: “Where do I need to go to talk about equal treatment?”
Guy: “You see the green building down there?”
Heikki: “Yes, in there?”
Guy: “Yes, that’s the Lotus F1 team. If you want to be equal go there.”
Heikki: “Right, I think I’ll just do that! You can’t possibly find a replacement like me can you!?”
Guy: “Oh, I think we can…….”
Heikki: Which way did he go?
Martin: Lewis?
Hekki: yeah…
Martin: That way, but don’t bother…you’ll never catch him….
Motorhome? Jarno’s and your 2-man tent is just behind, and handy for, the pubic portaloos over there! Jarno get’s the airbed, OK!
which way did those grid girls go?
So you put your left arm in, your left arm out, your left arm in, And you shake it all about, You do the Heikki Cokey and you turn around…
Is that the exit door? Oh bollocks, is that where I’m heading?
Grojsean just spun AGAIN right over there! Did you see it?
Heikki learns his celebration ‘Night Fever’ dance.
Clearly confused and desperate to stay at Mclaren, Heikki appears in the silver uniform and has to be guided by his former colleague to his new team, Lotus (or told to jog
on)
Heikki: ‘No, no, I said I am here for Team Support, not I’m a Little Teapot!!’
“…and if you step over there, our burly friends will ‘help’ you ‘forget’ any trade secrets you might have otherwise been tempted to take to Lotus with you.”
Heikki: I want to be up there too, Jensen & Lewis get to go.
Heikki: “So its that way to the new garage?!? Oh great, I’ve just been in there and the car is in tiny pieces!
“
Though he fought the urge with every fibre of his being. Heikki finally gave in to temptation and busted some funky dance routines.
heikki – “so if i stick my arm out like this the other drivers know which way i’m wanting to go, right?”
What the car got clamped? I’m sure it’s ok to park over there I aint paying the fee mate!
“With this extra long arm I have grown I shall be unbeatable!!!”
Heikke: you sure now? It’s over there and it’s called a c-a-r?
Heikki”In Finland you don’t need the chequered flag to ‘Finnish’, you just come from a Finnish line.”
Guy I’m telling you that the green + yellow livery team down the pitlane, Lotus, are going to be the team to beat in 2010, don’t tell Ron, but i’ve seen their car designs.
The boss wasn’t pleased when he found Heikki was moonlighting as a traffic control officer.
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